Tuesday, September 10, 2013

The Black Julia Sugarbaker Rides Again or...I Know He Di'nt

In keeping with my doc's advice to try finding love online--um...facebook ain't working--I started an account on OkCupid. An acquaintance told me that's how she met her man. I should have asked how long it took. I guess I'm looking for "Instant romance: Just Add Water." (Don't worry about a water shortage due to my quest for "fastlove"; I will just use my tears...) Well, I have gotten a few messages, and lot's of compliments on my profile pic, although I am not feeling anyone yet. Then THIS happens (The words in the gray boxes are MINE, and I am quite proud of them):



 Too bad this was all online....I would have loved to say it the way Dixie Carter would have on "Designing Women." Like Julia Sugarbaker, Shellybird don't play.

***UPDATE***



THEN, this right here happened:



I wasn't expecting an apology. What a pleasant surprise. I really wasn't up for a back-and-forth anyway, but I could have held my own, OBVIOUSLY. Interestingly enough, our match rating has ratcheted up to a whopping 72%. The devil is a LIE. *sigh* The search continues...












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