So, my Facebook came back up about 30 minutes after I crapped a cinder block because it was down. Yeah, I died about 3 times while I was waiting. *shrug* Anyways, today at the beauty saloon while wasting MORE time on there that I'll never get back, I scrolled by some tight Asian abs on my news feed, one of my friends had shared his weekly shirtless shot for the ladies in honor of Thirsty Thursday. Facebook is a player's paradise, and he's using it to his full advantage. BUT thanks to him (and that tight body #hnng) I actually knew what day of the week it was for a change. That prompted me to compose this open letter to all Facebook bodybuilders, supermodels, fishers of compliments and narcissists:
Thank-you, denizens of Facebook, for your selfies and (for some of you) your complete3 lack of chill resulting in this handy dandy guide to help me keep up with the days of the week.
*Man-Crush Monday
*T*tty Tuesday
*Woman-Crush Wednesday
*Throwback Thursday (Sometimes interchanged with Thirsty)
*"F*ck It" Friday (Sometimes interchanged with Flashback)
Until some genius comes up with themes for Saturday and Sunday, I'm on my own for the weekends.
xoxo, Shellybird
Y'all know what I'm talking about...
Thank-you, denizens of Facebook, for your selfies and (for some of you) your complete3 lack of chill resulting in this handy dandy guide to help me keep up with the days of the week.
*Man-Crush Monday
*T*tty Tuesday
*Woman-Crush Wednesday
*Throwback Thursday (Sometimes interchanged with Thirsty)
*"F*ck It" Friday (Sometimes interchanged with Flashback)
Until some genius comes up with themes for Saturday and Sunday, I'm on my own for the weekends.
xoxo, Shellybird
Y'all know what I'm talking about...
I wonder how much jail time I would have to pull for slapping a chick in her duck lips i mean, it would be for the greater good of mankind.
