Shellybird Ramblins: Another Saturday Night Wasted

Wow...I think I need a life, a date...SOMETHING. While getting Sunday dinner ready for tomorrow, I've been on the innanets, watching Lion Babe and Nina Simone videos, the type of songs that I should be trying to get 1 of my last 10 eggs fertilized to. I was also watching kitten videos because lately I've just been DRAWN to them. It's like the universe is telling me, "You're never going to find a man. Look at these cute kittens on YouTube. And pick one...or 100." Oh, and for variety I've been Google image searching Alfred Enoch from "How to Get Away With Murder", and the Harry Potter films. I'm more interested in HTGAWM Alfred. I've never seen the Harry Potter films (or read the books) and Harry Potter Alfred was a boy, so that would just be creepy. He's all growed up now though!

May I borrow a cup of sugar, suga?

I've always said that after my ex-fiancé, who was 8 years my junior and a nucking fut (switch the letters), I would never date a young guy again. Like, 5 years younger than me is the lowest I will go. Alfred is 16 years younger than me though, and I gives NO damns. He could get itttttttttttt....I'm just saying. Alas, he is taken, but he has the starting role in my fantasies. Another Saturday night wasted...Told you this post was random.

*I wrote most of this post on Saturday night, February 21st. I got around to adding the link to the cat video and posting...now.*